Son of Anarchy 2:01 Tue Apr 19
I've just had
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THE most horrendous shit followed by a 2 minute long farting frenzy.
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Northern Sold
12:14 Wed Apr 20
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MASSIVE WIND overload the last week... no smell just constant outleaks of trumpeting... feel like I got a barrage balloon in me gut at the mo... keep having to disguise them with coughs at work... either that or little visit to the photocopying room
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Tomshardware
9:45 Wed Apr 20
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I've had some problems in the past few days, wondering if it's the start of IBS, as my dad suffers with it.
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joe royal
1:50 Wed Apr 20
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Why is shit tapered?
So your arse doesn't snap shut.
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Far Cough
9:24 Tue Apr 19
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stomper, yes mate, I did all the instructions and never had the urge to go, so much so, I had to call the hospital to tell them it wasn't working, anyway, on the morning of the procedure, I thought I would just sit on the bog and see what happens, fucking hell, it was like Niagra Falls, it just came gushing out as a pure liquid, thank fuck it happened there and not on the bus on the way to the hospital
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stomper
9:18 Tue Apr 19
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Far Cough
Thats the one where you have to starve yourself for a day and only drink clear liquids. An instruction my wife interpreted as an order to drink Gin and Tonics for an evening
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Far Cough
8:52 Tue Apr 19
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Aalborg:
http://www.westhamonline.net/forum_flat.php?8395139||1||
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Aalborg Hammer
8:50 Tue Apr 19
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Had a very hot ruby that my daughter-in-law threw together on Sunday after the Leicester game...it caused a huge evacuation yesterday and my arse was ,like a Dragons' nostril this morning
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Far Cough
6:55 Tue Apr 19
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Had to take some Picolax for a gastro endoscopy, now we've all had diarrhea at some point but this stuff makes your arse like a fountain, it's literally all liquid with no solids in it at all
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BubblesCyprus
6:52 Tue Apr 19
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What happened to the old almost daily thread of 'Just curled one out' ? Sadly reliant on a Nurse and x2micro enema's these days.Gets the same result !
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side effect
6:47 Tue Apr 19
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I'm so constipated that once it's ended I just snap it off.
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BRANDED
6:35 Tue Apr 19
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I heard this happens when blokes have threesomes up the arse.
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mashed in maryland
6:34 Tue Apr 19
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joe blob 11:27 Tue Apr 19
Literally just got back from having one of them.
Took AGES. So many times I thought there was nothing there and it was my guts playing tricks on me but soon as I was about to give up something gurgled and out it all came.
Colour was yellow, consistency like water. Was almost like I'd pissed out my arse.
Having solid shits really is the definition of not missing something til you don't have it.
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Far Cough
6:33 Tue Apr 19
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Hahaha, could have guessed you've had one of those MPH
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Motspur Park Hammer
6:29 Tue Apr 19
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That's the Ghost Shit, FC, when the turd hides up the U-bend.
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Far Cough
5:43 Tue Apr 19
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I quite like them phantom shits, you know something came out but when you have a look, there's fuck all there
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Sniper
5:42 Tue Apr 19
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Mashed
Me too mate - most disconcerting
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joe blob
11:27 Tue Apr 19
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I squeezed long and hard and it finally burst out like a champagne cork with a mass of unformed stool following in it's wake. The pebble dashing effect covering the porcelaine bowl was astonishing.
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Scraper
10:32 Tue Apr 19
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Mashed
For some reason it's called a 'Dr Snuggles'
True story
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Buster
10:29 Tue Apr 19
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It's called AIDS of the arsehole.
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mashed in maryland
9:31 Tue Apr 19
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Is there a technical term for the sort of shits you get where you urgently need to go and what comes out is about 90% fart but 10% (liquid) shit? Like there's almost nothing there but if you don't make it to the toilets in time you're bang in trouble?
Been having these constantly since the weekend.
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Scraper
9:13 Tue Apr 19
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Plz upload pictures next time lads
Especially stomper
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